Our mission is to help people find alternatives to Big Pharma for all of their lifestyle choices. There are a plethora of ways to do this and we think everyone should strive for 100% sobriety. In an ideal world, health care would focus more on preventive measures rather than on treatment alone. Diet, exercise, and sunshine would be the first lines of defense for a robust body. As for the mind: spirituality & therapy are essential. And finally, when all of the fundamentals were addressed, pills would be a last resort.
But we’re human, and you can’t always rely on pure will power alone. Sometimes you want something easier & quicker than yoga, meditation, and prayer. If you’re a parent, a business owner, or a student you can’t always do what you know you should. However, there is no need for a false dichotomy. Life is a spectrum. You shouldn’t give up and let the tides of a toxic society push you over. Instead of chugging Monster energy drinks every day, what about black coffee? If you can’t make it to the gym as much as you’d like, maybe a treadmill desk can optimize your productivity while still keeping your CICO ratio on point. Rather than bottling up your stress all week and getting black out drunk every weekend, why not go for a hike and drink some kratom tea on Friday?
You get the idea. That’s what this shop is about moreso. Harm reduction via natural teas that have mild euphoric feelings and minimal side effects. But we have to be careful because of “The Man.” So we make no claims about the possible benefits of kratom, nor do we suggest anyone use it without consulting a doctor. Assume the worst and use at your own discretion. But for what it’s worth, we are currently researching and developing homeopathic blends that combine other ingredients catered to the various (alleged) benefits of kratom:
1.) A pre workout and dietary suppressant.
2.) Opiate withdrawal support to kick bad habits.
3.) Sexual performance enhancement to last longer.
For now, we need to consult our legal team before coming out with these products. If you’d like to sign up for our mailing list we’ll notify you as soon as they’re publicly available.
And if you have any success stories you’d like to share please email us! We love hearing about how people lost weight, cured a disease, kicked a bad habit, or any other positive change that others could learn from. Regardless of if it was done conventionally like through an app, a book, taking probiotics, etc. Or whether it was more woo woo such as writing affirmations, EFT Tapping, psychedelic mushrooms, or whatever. We just want to help spread the love and circumvent dogma. Eventually we will curate all of these stories into a book and searchable database. Hopefully, we can be a vanguard and our anecdotal/empirical evidence will inspire scientists to prove our community’s theories.
All of these grandiose plans will be on our parent site: UnorthodoxHealth.org . The more we learn, the more we’ll expand. If we start selling Lions Mane or whatever, it will be there. Until then, keep in touch and keep on keepin’ on. ✌🏻